Post Mortem Card Deck PRE-ORDER

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is for a pre-order, and not immediate delivery. Delivery may take up to 8-12 weeks as I do not have stock in hand yet. I have all cards made and have done test prints to assure quality. I am collecting funds to place a bulk order of at least 50 (but hopefully 100) which will bring individual pricing down. Selling only a small number would nearly double the cost. If I am unable to reach a bulk order minimum, you will be refunded. I am only shipping domestic US and I am unable to ship internationally at this time (if you're international, send me an email and we can work something out). I am limiting this first run to 100 units since I will be handling the logistics myself. Cutoff for orders will be meeting 100 or March 13th 2025, whichever comes first.

Experiential design and creative technology often feels like a kind of mysticism.

🎭 POST MORTEM: A DIVINATION DECK FOR THE DIGITAL AGE

In the neon-lit temples of creative technology, where algorithms dance with human imagination, a new form of divination has emerged. Welcome to Post Mortem – where the ancient art of tarot and oracle decks meet the chaotic reality of modern creative work.

Each of the 85 cards in this premium deck serves as a mirror to our digital zeitgeist, channeling the spirits of The Creative Technologist, The Scope Creep, and other powerful entities that shape our professional fate. All imagery was generated through arcane AI rituals (featuring a custom-crafted fusion of ComfyUI, Flux, and mystical tarot LoRa). These cards speak truth to the absurdity of our industry.

✨ PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION

• Housed in a custom-designed sanctuary (a nifty box)
• Materialized on premium card stock
• Blessed with holographic/metallic edges that catch the light of your screen's glow

🔮 FEATURED ARCANA Glimpse into your future with cards like:

• The Install (Will your deployment succeed?)
• The Client (Bearer of impossible dreams)
• The Layoff (The great restructuring)
• The Kill Fee (Sweet salvation)
• The IT Department (Keepers of the sacred passwords) ...and dozens more industrial omens

🎲 RITUAL APPLICATIONS

• Divine your next career move through modified tarot readings
• Summon team alignment through cooperative exercises
• Build temples of cards to the gods of innovation
• Mark your territory post-heist with a calling card
• Simulate alternate realities through role play
• Invent your own ceremonies (the spirits are flexible)

Whether you seek guidance, entertainment, or a satirical lens through which to process your creative technology trauma, Post Mortem stands ready to illuminate your path through the digital darkness.

[Cutoff for placing orders will be March 13th 2025 or meeting 100 orders, whichever comes first. After reaching the minimum, I will bulk order the cards, then once I receive them, I will mail them out to you) 

In the event I do not reach an order minimum by that date, all funds will be returned to you within 5 days of March 7th. Please send any inquiries to postmortemtarot@gmail.com]